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Friday, July 19, 2024 AT 12 AM

BCH3 Trail #271, Heavy Petter's Most Epic Return

Location: 
Havenwoods Taproom and Beer Garden, 5840 N 60th St Suite NW, Milwaukee, WI 53218

🐰Hare: HEAVY PETTER
📏 Distance: 3.69 Miles
🔛On-Out: Havenwoods Taproom and Beer Garden
🔚On-In: Havenwoods Taproom and Beer Garden
🌵Shiggy level: Extreme
🐕‍🦺Dog friendly: Yes
🚾Bathroom on trail: No
🍺Standard BCH3 cooler on trail: Yes
💵Expected hash cash: $10

Saturday, July 20, 2024 AT 8 PM

Lingerie Hash

Location: 
Promises Milwaukee

🔥 Get Ready for the Return of Lingerie Hash! 🔥

Dust off your lacy best - Lingerie Hash is making a sizzling comeback!

Join Takes It All for a night of fun, flair, and fabulousness as we hit the trails in our finest lingerie. Whether you’re rocking a corset, boxer briefs, or something in between, it’s time to strut your stuff and embrace the playful spirit of the hash!

And don’t worry, we’ve all been there – thigh chafe is real! Make sure to bring your favorite anti-chafe cream or powder to keep the good vibes flowing all night long. 😉

Don’t miss out on the most daring, delightful trail of the summer. Lingerie Hash is back and hotter than ever! 🔥✨

#LingerieHash #WaukeshaHashHouseHarriers #ChafeNoMore #RunInStyle #ComebackEvent

Friday, July 26, 2024 AT 12 AM

BCH3 Trail #272: That Shitzu Special Shiz

Location: 
Milwaukee, Wisconsin

🐰Hare: Tastes Like Shitzu
📏 Distance: TBD
🔛On-Out: TBD
🔚On-In: TBD
🌵Shiggy level: TBD
🐕‍🦺Dog friendly: TBD
🚾Bathroom on trail: TBD
🍺Standard BCH3 cooler on trail: TBD
💵Expected hash cash: $10

Sunday, July 28, 2024 AT 5 PM

ECP's Trail!

Location: 
Kenosha Lakefront

CT's shittiest trail so far...

Friday, August 2, 2024 AT 7 PM

Trego Campout

Location: 

Trego Campout August 2 - 4 at S&S Acres.

Saturday, August 3, 2024 AT 5 PM

Summerslam Hash

Location: 

Saturday, August 3, 2024 AT 6 PM

BCH3 Trail #271: SUMMER SLAM! (Saturday)

Location: 
Oconomowoc Wisconin

🐰CO-HARE: FIDO FLUFFER & FELACIO SANCHEZ
📏 Distance: TBD
🔛On-Out: TBD
🔚On-In: TBD
🌵Shiggy level: TBD
🐕‍🦺Dog friendly: TBD
🚾Bathroom on trail: TBD
🍺Standard BCH3 cooler on trail: TBD
💵Expected hash cash: $10

Friday, August 9, 2024 AT 12 AM

BCH3 TRAIL #274

Location: 

🐰Hare: SEX CANOE
📏 Distance: TBD
🔛On-Out: TBD
🔚On-In: TBD
🌵Shiggy level: TBD
🐕‍🦺Dog friendly: TBD
🚾Bathroom on trail: TBD
🍺Standard BCH3 cooler on trail: TBD
💵Expected hash cash: $10

Saturday, August 10, 2024 AT 8 PM

Tailgate Hash

Location: 

Hares: Copulater!!

Friday, August 16, 2024 AT 12 AM

BCH3 TRAIL #275

Location: 

🐰Hare: HAV'RE CADAVER
📏 Distance: TBD
🔛On-Out: TBD
🔚On-In: TBD
🌵Shiggy level: TBD
🐕‍🦺Dog friendly: TBD
🚾Bathroom on trail: TBD
🍺Standard BCH3 cooler on trail: TBD
💵Expected hash cash: $10

Saturday, August 17, 2024 AT 8 PM

HARE NEEDED 8/17 Hash

Location: 

Friday, August 23, 2024 AT 12 AM

BCH3 TRAIL #276

Location: 

🐰Hare: tSquatty Slavie
📏 Distance: TBD
🔛On-Out: TBD
🔚On-In: TBD
🌵Shiggy level: TBD
🐕‍🦺Dog friendly: TBD
🚾Bathroom on trail: TBD
🍺Standard BCH3 cooler on trail: TBD
💵Expected hash cash: $10

Sunday, August 25, 2024 AT 5 PM

Who's down with ECP? Ya, you know me!!

Location: 
Kenosha Lakefront

It is mandatory that everyone speaks in iambic pentameter...

Friday, August 30, 2024 AT 12 AM

BCH3 TRAIL #277

Location: 

🐰Hare: Amber or Ü
📏 Distance: TBD
🔛On-Out: TBD
🔚On-In: TBD
🌵Shiggy level: TBD
🐕‍🦺Dog friendly: TBD
🚾Bathroom on trail: TBD
🍺Standard BCH3 cooler on trail: TBD
💵Expected hash cash: $10

Saturday, August 31, 2024 AT 8 PM

HARE NEEDED 8/31 Hash

Location: 

Friday, September 6, 2024 AT 12 AM

BCH3 TRAIL #278

Location: 

🐰Hare: Amber or Ü
📏 Distance: TBD
🔛On-Out: TBD
🔚On-In: TBD
🌵Shiggy level: TBD
🐕‍🦺Dog friendly: TBD
🚾Bathroom on trail: TBD
🍺Standard BCH3 cooler on trail: TBD
💵Expected hash cash: $10

Saturday, September 7, 2024 AT 6 PM

Beer Mile XX (almost XXX-rated)

Location: 
River Barn Park

Hare: Flounder

Location: River Barn Park - WAY in the back right!!!

Hash Cash: $10

PayPal: brook.scheiber@gmail.com
Venmo: allison.scheiber@gmail.com

𝗗𝗲𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗹𝘀:

Cost is $10 and includes some beer and prizes! Erections are below.

Once again, we will be holding the infamous Beer Mile. That one day during the year when idiots great and small can rebel against their non-competitive nature and RUN. In a RACE!

The Beer Mile is very simple. There will be a 1/4 mile course laid out in the park and you will get to run it. While drinking. That can't be hard, can it?

We'll have prizes for all!

Please remember to bring a camp chair!

Also, we are always in the far back, right corner of the park past the small trees.

And, I'll try to bring all the old Beer Mile results.

Please RSVP, spanks!!

On On to the Beer Mile XX!!!

Flounder

call me if you are loster than normal (414-520-8799)

Erections to Beer Mile:
- I-43 NORTH to Exit 82B Brown Deer Road WEST
- 2.4 miles, exit to the RIGHT on Green Bay Road going NORTH
- Green Bay Road becomes Cedarburg Road
- River Barn Park is on the RIGHT about 3/4 of a mile down
- Park in the lot, look for hashers in the far SOUTHEAST corner of the park past the soccer fields and near the line of trees.
- if the lot is full due to soccer games, DO NOT park on the grass along Cedarburg Road or on a side street nearby

Saturday, September 7, 2024 AT 7 PM

HARE NEEDED 9/7 Hash

Location: 

Saturday, September 14, 2024 AT 8 AM

BCH3 Trail #279: HALFMIND (Saturday)

Location: 
Milwaukee, Wisconsin

🐰CO-HARE: Sex Canoe & tSlavie Squatty & Fido Fluffer
📏 Distance: 13.1 miles
🔛On-Out: TBD
🔚On-In: TBD
🌵Shiggy level: TBD
🐕‍🦺Dog friendly: TBD
🚾Bathroom on trail: TBD
🍺Standard BCH3 cooler on trail: TBD
💵Expected hash cash: $50

Saturday, September 21, 2024 AT 7 PM

HARE NEEDED 9/21 Hash

Location: 

Sunday, September 29, 2024 AT 5 PM

S@L Trail - No Fucks Left To Give Trail

Location: 
Kenosha Lakefront

Fuckitty fuck-fuck-fuck!

Saturday, October 5, 2024 AT 7 PM

HARE NEEDED 10/5 Hash

Location: 

Saturday, October 19, 2024 AT 7 PM

HARE NEEDED 10/19 Hash

Location: 

Sunday, October 27, 2024 AT 5 PM

Costumes Are Over Rated Trail

Location: 
Kenosha Lakefront

Put your left costume over my shoulder...

Saturday, November 2, 2024 AT 7 PM

HARE NEEDED 11/2 Hash

Location: 

Saturday, November 16, 2024 AT 8 PM

HARE NEEDED 11/16 Hash

Location: 

Sunday, November 24, 2024 AT 6 PM

Trail so good, you'll slap yo' mama!

Location: 
Kenosha Lakefront

Buckle-in, Bitches!

Saturday, November 30, 2024 AT 8 PM

HARE NEEDED 11/30 Flourbomb Making Hash

Location: 

Saturday, December 7, 2024 AT 6 AM

Pearl Harbor XXXVIII

Location: 

Hares: 2Fur & Copulator

Rego: Will Open Sept-ish

Saturday, December 21, 2024 AT 8 PM

12/21 Hash

Location: 

Saturday, June 7, 2025 AT 5 PM

Red Dress Run 2025

Location: 

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